10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!