10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."