10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.