10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- im going to 2 out you to death
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."