10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.