10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."