10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.