10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "No river, no fish."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.