10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Welcome to kicker school
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water