10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.