10 Random Poker Quotes
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- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.