10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!