10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Welcome to kicker school
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.