10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• It's Free To Fold...
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.