10 Random Poker Quotes

Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
" Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez