10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Welcome to kicker school
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"