10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Welcome to kicker school