10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Those eggs smell delicious!