10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.