10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."