10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.