10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear