10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)