10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• It's Free To Fold...
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• im going to 2 out you to death