10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels