10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.