10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Fook the floosh droo!