10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)