10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "No river, no fish."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss