10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery