10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.