10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT