10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986