10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Welcome to kicker school
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --