10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.