10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The all-in play works everytime but once.