10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."