10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.