10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave