10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."