10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio