10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Fook the floosh droo!