10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders