10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers