10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."