10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Fook the floosh droo!