10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- It's Free To Fold...
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it