10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is for loners.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com