10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.