10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT